Log Post #40 of 42
Log Post #40 | From: warpio | Posted: 9/20/2017 06:26:00 PMUpdated: 11/21/2017 08:25:36 PM
|Empire Porky Building - Underground Cave continued|
This really is no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further. If you're after the Needle, then don't worry. My adorable little monster is on its way to it as we speak.
...Huh? That monster's name is Claus? Its name was Claus?! That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are!
This is pretty tough... he has this crazy multi-debuff attack that affects everyone, and a PSI Counter that he always has on... he hasn't even really started using his hard hitting attacks yet (I'm sure he will soon).
I'm using up all my super bombs and stuff now... and using Def Up Gamma with Lucas whenever I need it...
Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
Regardless, attacking him does seem to be progressing the battle. With all the buffs he has available, pretty much the best strategy here is to use Shield Snatcher with Boney and then PK Starstorm with Kumatora, heal and buff with Lucas, and recover PP with Duster and Boney when needed.
I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. By despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it?
If the Dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so... Ahaha aha ahahaha ahahahahahaha!*coughs*
Even so, I'll be alive. Me and the Dragon will be the only things left alive in the whole wide world! I'm more than ready for that possibility. Ahaha ahahahahaha!*coughs*
With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone.
Thank you for playing along with me all the way to the end like this. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, wouldn't you say? Aha ahaha.
Still not done... I'm gonna run out of recovery stuff if this doesn't end soon.
I'm going to duck inside this "Absolutely Safe Capsule" for the time being. When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever. I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, "Yeah, right. There's no such thing as "absolutely"..."
But there is such a thing... and it's this! The Absolutely Safe Capsule I tricked Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns into making for me!
Because Porky is sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, the battle is, by definition, over.
Dr. Andonuts shows up.
Oh, my... As evil as old Porky here is, I feel bad for him now. It's true that the "Absolutely Safe Capsule" That the Mr. Saturns and I developed together can protect one from every manner of danger. It IS an absolutely safe capsule, but once you enter it, you can never exit it... Even what's outside of the Absolutely Safe Capsule is absolutely safe. I did tell Porky in a hushed voice that he shouldn't use it yet... But all he can do now is live for eternity inside the capsule, in absolute safety.
Who knows, in a way, he may've gotten exactly what he wanted. What do you think? Is it wrong of me to think this way?
It's NOT wrong, you say? I wonder. I somehow get the feeling it is.
Want to roll him around a bit? No, no, it's okay. It IS absolutely safe, after all.
I'm the final frog in the game. It's been such a short time, though it seems long, too. In any case, thank you for your continued patronage throughout it all. For me and all the other frogs, I thank you.