Log Post #38 of 42
Log Post #38 | From: warpio | Posted: 9/20/2017 05:45:00 PMUpdated: 11/21/2017 08:25:36 PM
|All of a sudden, just when I thought it was hopeless, some guys come rushing into the room... DCMC music starts playing. Hell yeah, this is a cool nod to that part in EarthBound where the Runaway Five guys help you out.|
Tonda Gossa! Dramatic climaxes are when unruly dudes like us get to shine!
Seems this Master Porky guy was trying to use us to brainwash everyone... I say it's high time we screw up his idiotic plans!
Hah! We ain't gonna let this Porky freak have his way!
We're gonna make you pay for all the bad stuff you've done! Get ready! It's punishment time!
Flint is there with them as well.
Lucas. This is it... This is finally it...
Have we managed to corner the enemy... or have we all been dragged here? Hmm. I suppose it doesn't matter either way.
Some other Tazmily characters who didn't get brainwashed yet like Lighter and Fuel, as well as Dr. Andonuts are here too.
Come a little closer so I can see your face better...
Oh, is that what you look like? I was the one who brought you here. A traveler who has journeyed to and from past and future. I'm the most clever, most charming, and most trouble-making boy ever. Master Porky Minch!
I welcome you once again, you weak hangers-on pretending to be the last survivors of this world! Spankety, spankety, spankety! Ahahahahaha!
You resorted to blanking your memories to create a new world where humanity's past failures would never be repeated... How stupid can you be?! No matter how much you change the rules, no matter how much you refuse to admit defeat, in the end, the creatures known as "people" will always sign their own death warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil. And then... mankind will be gone for good. You could've been happy, if only you would've done as I did and obiently followed the visionary, selfish desires of a great hero...*coughing and gasping for air*
Why is it you struggle to cling to life with such puny minds, pitiable bodies, and feeble hearts? Well, no matter. The curtain is about to fall on this pathetic little play of yours. Because, soon, the power of power will be mine. The world and everything in it has been my oyster so far, and now I'll end it all by acquiring the ultimate power. Heheheh heheh.*laughing while coughing*
Though everything so far has been fun and games, I've given you many a concession. I was bored out of my mind and wanted to play something more thrilling, you see. But, now that we're face-to-face like this, I won't hold anything back.*wheezes and gasps for air*
My slave... My lifeless son will pull the final Needle for me. And, the moment he does, the Dragon should awaken and do as I want. At which time, I assume you fools will turn into garbage or dust or something and finally disappear for good. Ahahaha.
I'll admit, that is kind of sad. But I would be crushed under the weight of boredom if it were any other way.
Do you understand now? Do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears, now that he's god-like?
Suddenly, some alarm sound goes off.
It seems the seventh and final Needle has just been located deep underground, below here.
I refuse to help you anymore!
Porky laughs, and then challenges Lucas to try and pull the Needle before him. Porky takes a shortcut to give himself a head start.