|Empire Porky Building - Game floor|
Now the music has changed to that nice relaxing New Pork City Inn music.
I've changed my hat, so perhaps you don't recognize me, but I was the chauffer of that difficult-to-drive and far-too-long limousine.
This is written on the cue card: "Laugh! Laugh!"
Super Whack-a-Mole game... whoever hits the most moles with their mental "A Button" hammers wins.
Porky absolutely adores that word, "win". If the words "indulge" and "humor" mean anything to you... you'll know what to do. But, if you try to throw the match, Master Porky will be very displeased indeed.
Lucas is competing against "Master Mini-Porky"
whatever, I got 22 points, beating Mini-Porky by 12.
I'm afraid I can't introduce someone as frightening as you to Master Porky.
Try again, but this time with a fresh outlook on things.
Tried again... this time I got zapped a few times and got 6 points on purpose.
Uhh, Master Lucas... You really should be more serious about this. I'm afraid I can't introduce you to Master Porky if that's how you're going to act.
This time I tried getting exactly 10... same response as when I got 22.
Another staircase that looks the same as the last one... so now we've gone from taking an unknown number of elevator rides to going up an unknown number of staircases.
The Purple Bridge Race game...
This is written on the cue card: "Your fly's open! XYZ!"
So I guess I have to be just one or two pushes away from blowing it up. That was very easy actually.
Your fly isn't open! Don't worry about it!
I hereby deem you fit to meet Master Porky.
What a weird and pointless bit of padding between the dungeon areas...