|"At today's gas prices we can't afford NOT to buy a pony"|
Mr. Burns is a loaner at a shady loan company. he just does this for "fun"... he makes an evil laugh after telling Homer to sign the form
Bart coaching his grandpa on an atari game..
"Grandpa, your the spaceship"
"I'm the what? I thought I was this guy"
Apu tells Homer about his help wanted ad.. gives him a night shift
"She's certainly tamed that horse."
"Yes but what man can tame her?"
Homer falls half asleep at the wheel... then into some weird REM state..
"Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame! ...stupid kid"
Homer watches the movie preview on the video store tv.. "you want to rent it, sir?" "Why? I already saw the best part"
Homer realizes he doesn't know anything about Bart, so he helps him build a soapbox racer
Bart: "Thanks but I'm almost done. why don't you get back to the couch and watch tv"
Homer to Marge: "He reminds me of me, before the weight of the world crushed my spirit."
when Martin crashes and gets an injury due to Nelson's interference, he asks Bart to drive his car and beat Nelson... Homer is mad at him for abandoning their car, and won't even go to see him race.. he talked to Flanders about parenting to finish his "perfect father checklist" and then went off to see the race.