Homer takes a lucky guess that the "special day" marge is referring to is Valentine's Day
Ralph makes Lisa laugh during class with his antics... then she feels sorry for him for not getting any valentine's gifts, so she gives him one.
"uh... so... doooo youuuu like.... stuff?"
marge and homer both give Lisa advice on how to break up with Ralph...
"And if that doesn't work, 6 simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
"I'd do anything for Lisa."
... "Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy."
oh yeah I forgot that Ralph's dad is Chief Wiggum.. the police somehow Ralph's teacher to assign him and Lisa as the lead roles in a play, by putting a boot on her car and forcing her..
Ralph sends her tickets to a Krusty show... Bart offers to go instead, disguised as her.
"I'm prepared to make that sacrifice"
"What if he wants to" - "You don't want to know how far I'll go"
Wiggum tells about how he got these tickets by joining Krusty in a porno movie showing..
lol that song about the forgettable US presidents was pretty good
"Let's be friends"
"It says BEE and there's a picture of a bee on it"