Log Post #25 of 42
From: warpio | Posted: 9/11/2017 02:10:00 PMUpdated: 11/21/2017 08:25:36 PM
|Chapter 8 - All Things...|
New Pork City
The Chauffeur gives us a map of the city. Then says
Well, Master Lucas. I'm sure I'll see you again. With a different look.
Oh, Lucas. Did you follow me here for some of my slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies? Because I don't make those anymore. Have you forgotten?Bateau:
Everyone else came to the city, so I couldn't just stay back there all aloNew Pork Cityne... I figured there'd be something here for me if I came, but now I dunno. I'm not really sure... Do you feel the same way, Lucas?
Is that the guy who squatted at the Yado Inn and took it over just a little while ago?
Man, this area stinks. No, it's not me. It's this area.
Great new arrival! You've been waiting for it! "Attack of the Terrifying Raw Oysters"
I don't know if everyone is gathering here in the city, or if they're BEING gathered instead. But if you're here, Lucas, that means everyone really is here now.
If you do anything to defy Master Porky... then you and me'll be enemies!
Walk, stop, sleep, shout... You're free to do it all!
You can go anywhere you want, aside from the 100th floor of the Empire Porky Building. In fact, go have a look around at everything.
Apparently, this statue of Master Porky isn't just something to look at and marvel. More specifically, it's supposedly the divine protector of the city. I also hear some morons somewhere picked a fight with it and wound up in a world of hurt.
The smartest, bravest, and toughest chubster of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Master Porky.
If I were to, say, compare my life to a story, I'd say we're at the start of the 15th chapter, out of 16 total.
This is the big city life! Or is it? It somehow doesn't feel like it.Betsy:
Apparently, all of the waitresses in the restaurant over there are robots made to look like the mother of some really important person.
The lion-ness gushing forth from it! The mask-ness dripping from it! And the nose hair-ness! And the archaicness...? It's so magnificent it's positively frightening!Bob:
Dona's a sucker for art. She's been stuck to this spot for what seems like forever now.
The mole cricket wants Lucas to ask Jackie if he'll partner with the mole crickets...
Jackie... Now that I think of it, he kinda looks like a Magypsy. Could he actually be Locria?
The town's filling up with more and more people, but this shop's still as empty as ever.
Fill yourself up with your favorite food, and nothing else! That's this restaurant's... rule.
noodles Egg Soup
Meh Salad with noodles Topping
Porky Amusument Park, at the top left (the cutscened showed this place earlier), has those 3 slot machine slave laborers from EarthBound.
I'm a broken slot machine. But, the Sanchez Brothers and their friend are a very cheerful trio... They will make you happy.
Everyone convinced me to come to the city, but I feel more dizzy than anything, really.