Log Post #6 of 42
From: warpio | Posted: 6/16/2017 03:20:00 PMUpdated: 11/21/2017 08:25:36 PM
|- Chapter 4: Club Titiboo -|
- Tazmily, 3 years later -
Lucas remembers his mom whenever he looks in the mirror...
The Happy Box is giving off light of some sort.
Got a trivia card... it says try using it on human enemies...
Some of the characters still haven't gotten brainwashed, and their homes have been struck by lightning repeatedly because they are the only ones without happy boxes... There's also the Happy Cooling Box... Happy bear... etc...
wtf, opened a gift box and found... a reggae rhythm...
A pig lying at the beach... a man and woman looking at each other from a distance...
No drinking! No swimming! No swimming! No drinking! And swimming while hallucinating is absolutely out of the question!
lol wow... it's like... Pokey's effects on the world made everything more weird and silly like it was in EarthBound... although maybe it's a bit more grim than that.
Out taking your dog for a walk? You must really think you're someone special. Seriously, you don't even work. Even kids are working at the factory nowadays, you know.
Do you know what a trumpet is? I was actually thinking about learning how to play the trumpet... but I didn't. It's not that I was bad at it or anything. That's just how it was destined to be. Do you know what destiny is? Destiny. If you do, then that's cool. My destiny just didn't cross the destiny of trumpets. That's all. But thanks to my not taking up the trumpet, I can use the time I would've spent practicing it on other things. That's one way of looking at it. It's not like I'm doing something wrong here. Yeah. I'll start something else, and who knows, maybe that'll turn out well. Like maybe I could start practicing the yanopi... Do you know what a yanopi is? It's the proper term for a piano. What if I start practicing the yanopi now and wind up being the greatest yanopist ever, charming the hearts of men the world over? If that happens, it'd mean I was right about everything, wouldn't it? My fate still hasn't kissed the yanopis' fate at a crosswalk just yet, but nobody knows what the future holds. Not even mole crickets, water striders, or horned owls. Hey, you. Smile. Yes. You have a really cute smile, you know that? So, anyway, basically...
Visited Mike in the nursing home... he's Lucas's other grandfather apparently?... some sexual harassment joke that I'm sure won't be there in the official Mother 3 translation that eventually comes out.
Wess seems unaffected by the Happy Box.
Alec says lightning destroyed his mountain home and was forced into this nursing home...
That old dying man is gone now...
I'm not stuffed! I'm alive! I'm plenty alive, dagnabbit!
The pig farm is now the pig army's training facility.
Met some characters Lucas knows at the train station... they're coming back home from work at the factory... I guess the factory is probably in the Sunshine Forest or at Mt. Oliander. Jackie is convinced Duster is at Club Titiboo, playing the drums...
That tall guy who was always standing tat Cross Road is gone... I wonder if he'll be relevant later.
I say we remodel the old ruins of Osohe Castle and turn it into a Tazmily resort facility. (Anonymous)
If you wanna ride the train, go to the station! You can ride the train if you go to the station! The train speeds along! Along speeds the train! Let's go-go-go to the factory on the train! (Train Station Attendants)
Is the lightning helping us? Thanks to the lightning, all the dirty, old houses are being cleaned away. So, in a way, the lightning is helping all of us. That's what I think. (From a popular citizen)
Happy Boxes are the greatest! Now to develop even bigger screens! (Abbot and Abbey)
I want too bee a Pigmask too. How can I bee wun? I no I can bee a gud wun. Pleese let me bee a Pigmask. Also, I thought Omelets is good. Well, gudbye. (Fried Pork Kid)
After a hard day's work, there's only one thing to do: spend every last DP you own at Club Titiboo! Club Titiboo is a paradise of music! And other stuff, too! Come see the DCMC in concert, live! (Club Titiboo)
I have sand in my shoes, and I don't know what to do. Somebody do something! (Nana)
Why not consider working at the retirement home? Veterans of life are waiting for your kindness. But please stop quitting one after the other. (Retirement Home Director)
Who in the world IS Leder? Try as hard as I might, I just can't remember anything about him. It's keeping me up at night. (Mike)
We've been slowly running out of friends at the castle lately. People of Tazmily, please pass away at a faster pace, if you would be so kind. Thanks. (Anonymous Ghost)
Notice. Scamp has died. That is all. (Staff)
Select, cheerful police officers wanted. Start a new career as an officer of the Tazmily police force! Do well, and you could even make some Pigmask friends! (Pusher, Tazmily Police Dept.)
Watch out for Chimeras. Strange animals known as Chimeras seem to be increasing in number lately. They are dangerous. Be careful of them. (From a brave person)
Show courtesy to Mr. Fassad. There are many ignorant people who complain about him. I think that is a very bad thing to do. "Tazmily is nothing without Mr. Fassad." Please take this to heart. (Isaac)
DCMC to debut a new song soon?!
No one can stop the DCMC's momentum now!
Stopping here for now, in Sunshine Forest... Lucas and Boney are level 12 and 13... the enemies up ahead get quite hard.