|A standardized testing program suggests that Bart should become a police officer, and that Lisa should become a homemaker.. Bart starts hanging around cops and learning to become a nark, and even becomes the school hall monitor... and Lisa is discouraged about not getting to be a jazz musician and starts hanging around with the bad kids...|
when Bart finds out Lisa has stolen all of the teachers answer books, he takes the fall for her..
chalkboard: "I found nothing unusual in the teachers lounge"
"well he may have won the lottery, but there's one thing he can't buy."
"...... a dinosaur!"
Santa's Little Helper runs away, because everybody had to chip in to pay for his stomache surgery. Then he got hired into Burns's guard hound team. Burns brainwashed him to hate humans, but when he goes to attack Bart, he remembers his voice and licks him instead, and gets the other hounds to back off.
S03E20 is the one where Homer gets mad at Marge, goes to some random out of town bar, and falls in love with a singer.