|"Marge..! how do I use the pressure cooker?"|
Marge has a mental breakdown on the highway because of housewife related stress... goes on a solo vacation without the rest of the family... Troy McCluer again.. the kids have to be babysat by Patti and Selma, and sleep in the same bed as them... Homer is struggling to take care of maggie on his own, and has his drunk friend come and help... Maggie runs away to go looking for her mom.
"man.. you want a bad night, try sleepin on one a these"
"I lost a baby, its the worst thing I've ever done!"
"Don't worry! You know what I'm gonna do? ...I'm gonna make you... an omelette."
"just help me look!"
"Are you sure? I make it with two kindsa cheeeeeeese"
"Barney, you're gonna pull her arm off!"
"The sooner I get her out, the sooner we can have omelettes"
*pulls a pipe out of the ground*
XD yes this is gold...
Bart's teacher is sick of her dead end single teacher lifestyle.. professional yoyo craze at school... bart sees his teacher's personal ads, and responds to it under a voice changer and the name "Woodrow"...
"Marge you've been brainwashed by all those doghouse commercials on TV"
"I don't wanna eat your damn vegetables"
"All right that's it young man no bible stories for you tonight!"
Bart asks his mom to show him the love letters that his dad used to give her... and she does
Flanders discovers his son is learning language from his neighbor
... holy shit this non subtle innuendo as Flanders talks to Homer...
"okay mister. you got yourself a deal. I'll shave off the (something) as long as you give the sailor talk the old hee-ho, okay."
Bart watches some romance movies to get more inspiration for his letters to the teacher... The teacher finally invites Bart over to her apartment... Bart responds saying yes, only to stand her up...
"Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life... and that's so depressing that I think I'm gonna cry..."
Bart tells his parents about the love letters between him and his teacher.. they help him write a break up letter without telling her the truth..
"3 simple words. I... am... gay..."
"Homer for the last time I'm not putting that in."
"That's very good, Lisa..."
"P.S. I'm gay."
"but one thing I can tell you, is that any time I hear the wind blow... it will whisper the name... Edna."
Next, Bart goes on a literal date with Edna...
XD yes this is gold...